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Advantage Eclipse

An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when cannibals capture him. The eclipse is due the next day around noon.

To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a “GOD” and threaten to extinguish the sun if he’s not released, but the timing has to be just right.

So, in the few words of the cannibals’ primitive tongue that he knows, he asks his guard what time they plan to kill him.

The guard’s answered, “Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal.”

“Great,” the astronomer replies.

The guard continues, though, “But because everyone’s so excited about it, in your case we’re going to wait until after the eclipse.”

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Funny Picture: Suttam Sharnam Gachaami!!

Funny Picture: Suttam Sharnam Gachaami!!

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Funny Signboard: College for Crap

Funny Signboard: College for Crap

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For all the Wives

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the Kitchen, “Careful… Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!

“Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

“They’re going to STICK! Careful… CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving”

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Funny Picture: Don’t the Parks Here

Funny Picture: Don’t the Parks Here

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Funny Picture: It Sure is Nice Weather

Funny Picture: It Sure is Nice Weather

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Funny Picture: Andar ki Baat

Funny Picture: Andar ki Baat

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Fact: Indian Railways

The Indian Railways was once listed in the London Stock Exchange. It was then known as the Great Indian Peninsula Railway, and was owned and operated by private companies and was known to provide excellent services.

Then we got independence……..

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…Jigar Se Piya

…Jigar Se Piya

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Funny Picture: The Susial Animal

Funny Picture: The Susial Animal

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