Society

Joke: Lighting a Cigarette

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You dont have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

another deadly answer.

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer….

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP) “TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”. . . . . . .

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer….
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & “jalney lagegi”