Government & Politics
All the police departments in the world are called to meet at a common place to evaluate the best amongst them. Only major organizations like the New York Police, the Melbourne Police, Scotland Yard, the Dutch Police pass the eliminations round. The UP police are called on a special entry as everyone wanted to see how the most populous state in India is managed.
The task given to everyone was to select that they will set a tiger free into a nearby forest and the team that catches the tiger in the least amount of time is to be declared the winner.
First the Dutch Police go into the jungle and catch the tiger in 30minutes.
Next the Melbourne Police go and return in 20 min. with the tiger.
After this the New York police go and catch the tiger in 15 min.
Next Scotland Yard detectives go in and catch the tiger in a mere 10 min.
The UP Police have the the last slot. The tiger is released and the UP Police start chasing it.
10min go by…….20 min go by……30 min go by….1 hour passes by….3 hours pass by. The judges get vexed and decide to go into the jungle in search of the UP Police. In a short time after getting into the jungle, they are amazed to find a big BEAR tied to a tree trunk, being beaten left and right by the UP Police, who are shouting, “BOL TU SHER HAI ………. SALA BOL ! TU HI SHER HAI !!”
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
When NASA finally decided to send a man to Mars there were a lot of uncertainities involved and after detailed research and stuff that was done , it became evident that it would be a suicide mission. The person would not be coming back to Earth.
NASA invited applications from all over the world from general public to select a person who would be ready to make the trip. The person would be given whatever amount he asked for, since he would not be coming back. After months of deliberations and examining, NASA finalized on three applicants: An American, a German and an Indian. (The person from India was a politician as he had all the time in this world) So they called each of them and asked what they would want, before they would be finalized for the mission.
The American said: “I need 1 billion Dollars to be given to my wife and family.”
The German said: “I need 2 billion Dollars to be given to my family.”
The Indian politician, when his turn came, said: “I want 3 billion Dollars.”
When the interviewing official asked why the price was so high as he is from India, which is majority a nation of poor people, he replied:
“One billion for me, one billion for you, give the American the other billion and send him to Mars.”